CLOSING TIME (tune-
Galway Bay)
It's closing time again you will have to leave us
I can see that faraway look in your eye
We have got to hose the lavy doon and count the tumblers
And wipe the stoor from off tomorrow's pies
- Or the Scottish pubs are gonna be like England
Their lettin' us drink up and hour late
But that won't affect the crowd that drinks in my pub
Cos they're all steamin drunk by half past eight
Chorus - You should see the way they come in here at openin'
It's a wonder they're allowed oot on their ain
Stone-cold sober they come in like Mickey Rooney
Three pints later they barge oot like Big John Wayne
Chorus - For this gonnie be big changes made in this pub
There'll be topless lassies serving up your beer
Well I told the boss that's sex discrimination
Have been wearing topless troosers here for years
Chorus
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